Cakey

An ass, bussy, or man pussy that hasn't been cleaned for a while or has fecal matter stuck in and around it.
Hey babe can I eat your ass out tonight? Sorry bae my ass is really cakey let me shower quick.
by cocofeefee January 03, 2015
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cakey

when seeing a girl/guy wearing too much makeup that is visible from a distance.
She's so cakey! Her face looks so old!
by AMMMMMMMMMM February 08, 2011
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cakey

1. to have a large sum of money
Yeah i had my Pelle on and my Prada sneaks when i bagged her so she already know im cakey.
by kpaul718 April 22, 2005
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Cakeys

An article of clothing that may sometimes be worn to homecoming but should not be because it is not classy. It has an alternate name: "khakis". It may sometimes be worn with a fitted hat.
Damn... Did he really just show up in cakeys?
by laanudrreena August 04, 2009
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cakey mission

A cakey mission is where you hunt another person down to attack them. Its called a 'cakey mission' in slang term because its never so simple.
"Charlotte is setting Connor up for me tonight to attack tonight, im going to cakey mission him"
by CDSTJ January 30, 2018
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Cakey Booty

When a girl has a fat ass but its still nice
by Mr.$ontavo January 03, 2008
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Cakey mess

When you shit, cum and piss in a blanket and wrap the female in it making her look like she is covered in cake mix
My girl was being bare cheeky so I decided to get kinky and I did a cakey mess
by Hintwat May 19, 2016
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