cakebaker

someone who is always with their signifcant other; more effort than just sex

Marty Schumm was being a cakebaker all night.

by Larry Thomas January 5, 2009

wakequake

To have ass shaken in your face just like motorboating a pair of breasts.

That girl wakequaked me so hard last night that she may have given me pink eye.

by Dr. Devin May 9, 2018

Cake Quake

Any action or movement that causes the butt to jiggle or 'quake' with significant seismic force.

"Dang you really know how to make that cake quake and I am loving it."

by BootyliciousDefinitious September 17, 2022

Cake quake

The unintentional chaos caused when an exceptionally large posterior sets off minor tremors upon contact with nearby objects, furniture, or unsuspecting bystanders.

Sammy turned too fast and caused a full Cake Quake — three drinks down and a lamp sideways.

by Meda S. December 25, 2025

catquake

(Noun) When you and your cat are sitting on the couch and it does that thing where it shakes a whole bunch, causing the couch to vibrate such that it feels like an earthquake.

I totally panicked when I thought I felt an earthquake, turns out it was just a catquake.

by ComebackKid989 July 7, 2017