cakeboy

me
not gay
love cake

want a beer cake boy?
has it got cake in it?

by cakeboy October 21, 2004

cakeboy

A (generally) male person who's penis is wider than it is lengthy (one who had a choad). This label alludes to the shape of aforementioned genitalia: a cake -- generally having much greater girth than height -- is compared to the penis in question. Often thought of as more the realm of the exceedingly overweight or flabby.

Oneself to a friend: I hear MM is a total cakeboy, no wonder he's so lacking in the ass department
Friend: I've seen him drunk. Guy has a total choad. It's kinda gross.

by SSAchiquita December 29, 2005

Cakeboy

UK BREAKS 'N' BEATS PRODUCER & LIVE ELECTRONIC ACT (NOT GAY). Releases on SONIC TONIC and CUP OF TEA Records.

'Cakeboy, up & coming Brighton Beat Bully'- Glastonbury Official Programme 2004.

by CAKEBOY January 30, 2005

Cakeboy

The one designated to go buy cake like treats for everyone at work.

The new guy will be the Cakeboy for the first week.

by CakeBoy2018 March 1, 2018

Cake boy

Early 90's slang for what is now termed a metrosexual

"He's in a yellow camaro, skin so smooth, a buttercup boy from the funny school."
- Sir Mix-A-Lot, "Cake Boy"

by MJMizzle August 11, 2006

cake boy

A very feminine male, also metrosexual.

Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy.
Cher, Dionne: What?
Murray: He's a disco dancin', Oscar Wilde readin', Streisand ticket holdin' friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'?

by that black chick u all love August 9, 2005

cakeboss

A hustler; a rich guy

Carlos: Damn, look at that cakeboss! I bet he gets a lot of pussy.

by achmed achmadinijad October 29, 2009