An extremely risky and daring sexual maneuver in which a guy enters their partner's ass ("cake") on horseback while simotaneously attempting to lasso a steer. There is continuous debate on whether a successful lassoing of the steer needs to take place to be considered a true Texas Cake House. Some consider a failure to lasso as a completely different meneouver called the "Oklahoma Cake House."
Person 1 (in an aside to his friend while at a local pancake house): Hey bro how was your visit to Dalls last week?
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.
by DirtNasty69 July 31, 2017
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Colloquially reffered to as "The Catty"
It has two floors:
Top floor- Punk, Rock, Pop, Emo, Secene, Hardcore
Bottom Floor- Metal, Rap, Hevy Metal, Death Metal
Colloquially reffered to as "The Catty"
It has two floors:
Top floor- Punk, Rock, Pop, Emo, Secene, Hardcore
Bottom Floor- Metal, Rap, Hevy Metal, Death Metal
Sheli- OMGZ did you hear Kat pulled at the Catty on Saturday!
Mhairi- Eww- magine pulling someone at the Cathouse. They're all a bit greasy
Sheli- Yeah I know. Now she has ampatigo
Mhairi- Ew! Facial herpes!
Mhairi- Eww- magine pulling someone at the Cathouse. They're all a bit greasy
Sheli- Yeah I know. Now she has ampatigo
Mhairi- Ew! Facial herpes!
by Portia x January 15, 2009
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When you and your dope ass homies have some hot ass bitchs at one of your homies dope ass lakehouse. Aka Mothfuckin Lakehouse
by Bitchs at the lakehouse May 12, 2017
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Meeting area where gay men go to urinate on each other for sexual pleasure.
Meeting area where gay men go to urinate on each other for sexual pleasure.
Ross always brings extra towels when Corey invites him and his friends to the lakehouse, knowing he is going to get wet.
by MasterBlaster6999 December 26, 2011
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""I love it when my boyfriend and me drink some chiraz and wakehouse all night."
""I love it when my boyfriend and me drink some chiraz and wakehouse all night."
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Sam was hungry but only had one donut in his lunch box so he asked Michael to give him a boston bakehouse before eating the donut.
by DoctorZig May 11, 2014
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