clitingles

When your wife’s clitoris tingles when you touch her.

Sucking on my wife’s nipples gives her the clitingles.

by Chucktastic68 June 5, 2018

Caiti

Only the funniest person you will ever meet, she’s awkward but has the confidence to make the awkwardness funny, she’s usually tall and a major Taylor Swift fan, she’s an athlete but doesn’t show it, a bit of a klutz but everyone loves her for it, in all the best person you’ll ever meet

*caiti walks into room* *everyone smiles*

by Hahrhgjfjsheuhths December 15, 2021

cartinese

The language of musical and lyrical god Playboi Carti. Only the most advanced individuals can speak and understand this language.

Friend: Yo bro, wya?
Me: *speaking cartinese* !omw/* ok ! / * slaTT

by theretardthatyoulove January 16, 2019

Cartinese

Evidence of this language was first documented in Tyler the Creators single, “EARFQUAKE” from IGOR 2019.
What the fuck is Carti saying.

~Cartinese transcript~

“lyngabaderoi

longifuhbounoi

neetnatfuhmylauh
imitefuhmylau
yotegosehtmeup!
bitgonsetmeup!
imwityleyuh!
heridlikedacash
andshewicked
likewoahvicky
ohmygod!
diminatimini

slimeyup”

by soggycrackers June 14, 2019

douchebag casting call

When a needy & pathetic girl posts/tweets her desperation for a boyfriend. Usually getting the attention of every douchebag who's able to read it, knowing they'll need little to no effort to get her, keep her, and treat her as crappy as they want.

Post: "I really wish I just had someone to be by my side. I'm so tired of being alone. Why doesn't anyone out there want me?"
Reply: "You know damn well that's a douchebag casting call. Now every asswipe is gonna come running to treat you like crap."

by Raixor November 24, 2013

caitibugzz

Caiti is a cool awesome twitch streamer who streams all different things. Caiti is swag and her chat is most definitely swag. Caiti is in the Piso smp with SleepingSebby, piso4 and seekig_. Caiti is REALLY great and interacts with chat. And last but not least DNF <33

Caitibugzz is awesome cool and very swag.

by SYDINNIT July 16, 2021

Anonymous Casting

A free form podcast that utilizes various pseudonyms and voice modulation to disguise the speakers. This is done in an attempt to reduce the biases of the listener. This form of podcast was deeply influenced by Midnight Gospel and its lead character played by Duncan Trussel.

Joe Rogan suggested on his podcast that podcasts were in their adolescence and that a new form needed to be developed. Due to this suggestion anonymous casting was devised to remove the bias that listeners experience when they know who will be on the episode.

by ModernMichael July 9, 2020