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Cailou

A dumb show where a gay six year old boy with bald hair, yellow shirt and blue pants and a tiny, cheesy smile goes around and meddles up our lives. He ALLWAYS gets his own way and throws a big tantrum if he doesn't get his own way until he does. His parents are so dumb because instead of feeding the little retard candy, they should spank him Everytime he throws a tantrum. Fuck you cailou.
Episode example
-I'm just a kid who's four each day I learn some more blah blah-
Cailou goes to the movies
Mom and Dad: Cailou come to the movies
Cailou: yay
-when they get there-
Mom and Dad: Three large bottles of water and a jumbo popcorn
Cailou: WAAAAGGG? I HATE WATER PLZ GET ME COLA
Mom and Dad: Two tickets..
Movie Guy: Cailou fuck you bitch
Mom and Dad: Cailou you're grounded you ass
Movie guy, mom and dad: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mom: CAILOU YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR SIX MILLION YEARS SO NO CHUCK E CHEESES OR EATING THE CAT SHIT
by WildDefinitions April 5, 2015
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caldo caldo

This term was orginated by a imatation of a turkey sound which goes "caldo, caldo, caldo, caldo!!"

This term is used when a person is confused or astonded at a question or statement that someone has said.
Maria! How do you know your alive?

response - Caldo Caldo?

Is the world really flat?

response - Caldo Caldo?
by E-Stylez April 9, 2007
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cadology

Cadology- a meaningless or absurd action that has been preformed.
cut the cadology, knock it off with the cadology
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Caided Aids

Pronunciation: Saei-ded AIDS or Kay-ded AIDS

An unknown word amongst the human race which means that the amount of aids you have is so great, its infecting others like cancer without the need of sexual contact.
Dude that guy has Caided Aids, it's so painful to even look at him.
Wow I never knew I had Caided Aids.
Caided Aids? That sounds horrible!
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Caio

A strange japanese speaking anime boss who speaks fluent dutch while being brazilian. This cool guy has to gym at 5am every morning in order to have the strength to carry the weight of his massive balls. It is impossible to know if it is his steamdeck or something of similar length in his pocket.
Ah man, that guy is packing a Dachshund in his lap. He is a total Caio.

My day is made, Caio just asked how I am doing today.

That Caio is a legend, such an awesome buddy
by WeLoveCaio October 21, 2022
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Cadochaos

The act of dropping all items that one is holding in an attempt to save one item from falling.
Going down the stairs with all of the electronics led to cadochaos, and now my screen is broken.

In a moment of cadochaos, I pawned my wedding ring and car just to pay one bill.
by placeholderhandle April 11, 2015
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cadoosay

Cadoosay, Cadoosay.
by STiNGTunic52 June 16, 2021
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