cafone

A general term used to describe behavior that is rude, boorish, uncouth and/or ill-mannered.

Knowing Lisa liked baked goods with apples, I went to the bakery, waited on a long line, and struggled to communicate with a counter person who didn't speak English so tht I could buy her a fresh baked apple-spice muffin. Upon offering it to her, she responded "No thanks, I only eat dutch-apple muffins." "What a cafone," I thought as I walked away.

by G. Silly July 27, 2006

cafue

To sue or press charges against a company for spilling burning hot coffee on your lap, in your on car, on your own time, because you were angry with yourself, and needed to take it out on the company you bought it from, for more money, to spill more coffee.

"Hey, i heard that guy down the road's Cafue-ing McDonalds because he hit a toyota and spilled his coffee all over his lap."

by Joe Farrell July 18, 2007

cagune

An alternate term for a wet ass pussy

“Omg, she had such a cagune when I had sex with her

by EnigmaticEclipse27 July 9, 2022

cafunér

A person who engages in the act of fondling someone's hair.

Sam: "He is always playing with his girlfriend's hair."

Louise: "Oh, he is a cafunér."

by Yeaahhh December 5, 2012

cafone

A low class Italian-American whose crude actions, demeanor, and appearance evoke sentiments of disgust and repulsiveness.

While delivering his toast, the gentleman was abruptly hooked on the neck with a cane and yanked off the stage by that cafone who could not bear another moment before shoveling down his antipasto.

by GFiore November 28, 2009

Cafone

A person with a defective personality trait who consumes strikingly more resources than they require, often taking away from others while doing so. Someone who acts in a selfish and singular-minded way. Often, the person is unaware that they are acting in such manner, while, in some cases, the mannerism is deliberate and has been deeply reinforced by learned experiences from previously successful attempts.

That cafone Tommy came over the other night. He finished off all of my beer and ate most of what was in the refrigerator before he noticed all the free stuff was gone. Then, all of a sudden, he got tired and had to leave. Probably went to someone else's house for more.

by Hot East August 31, 2011

cafone

'gavone' is not Italian, it is a corruption of 'cafone' used by ill-educated people who don't really know Italian, like those New Jersey goombahs on "The Sopranos" who say 'cappacol' or 'mozzarel' instead of 'cappacolla' or 'mozzarella'.

That cafone thinks he knows Italian.

by r€nato April 8, 2009