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caffeination machination

This happens when you are really over-caffeinated and you come up with some diabolical scheme or plot to do something a bit evil. It seems like a good idea at the time, but it typically backfires on you and you are the one suffering the consequences. It's fun while you're coming up with it though - so there's that.
Kevin: "Who keeps on sending me fishing lure catalogues? I am loving it. I am simply in heaven. There's no going back!"
Mary: (Muttering to herself) "Damn! This wasn't supposed to happen!"
Kevin: "Mary? Would you like to go on a fishing date with me? I know where the catfish meow if you know what I mean..."
Mary: "It appears that I have yet again fallen prey to another caffeination machination."
by von groovy September 3, 2024
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Caffiction

Being addicted to caffeine and coffe based drinks.
Geez, today my caffiction is not letting me do anything until I get that good caffeine in my system.
by Davoolf March 27, 2019
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Caffiction

Addiction to coffee, or any caffeine product .A cripplig need for caffeine in your day.
GUY 1: Hey man, did you hand in your essay?
GUY 2:Stop talking to me, I havent have my coffe yet
GUY 1: Wow, thats a bit rude... You have a strong caffiction there buddy, you should look for help.
by Davoolf March 27, 2019
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