coffeeing

a homostralian slang term, relating to lewd acts peformed in the back of vans

mash is busy coffeeing again

by spamanda September 17, 2007

caffiending

To need some sort of a caffiene fix

Dude, this hangover has got me caffiending

by Penny89 September 5, 2009

Caffeineing

To fein for have a strong urge for caffeine

Debra: Lets stop by starbucks coffee I am Caffeineing so hard

Lisa: But you just had coffee

Debra: Did I ask you? No now shutup and let me get my dose

by JTATslave1914 October 22, 2011

coffeelingus

The act of licking bare the dried, frothy remnants of a long black from the inside rim of your cup so as to ingest every last bit of caffeine possible.

Gad, would never have survived the meeting had I not gone coffeelingus on that last cuppa!

by bumbagpoida April 14, 2016

Coffeeing

Shoving a man's dick in a woman's ass for no reason and making the asshole wider, while pouring coffee into the woman's ass and having sex.

'Hey, Joe! I can't come to your house for the soccer match tomorrow, me and my girlfriend are coffeeing.'

by Granny pig June 9, 2021

Caffeeding

when you pull all-nighters because college is killing you and you need to pump yourself full of caffeine the next day since drinking vodka in class is frowned upon

"Why are you drinking so much coffee??"
"I'm caffeeding myself!!"

by taypsu2 February 14, 2018

Coffeeing

When the coffee doesn't boost your energy level and you still feel like killing someone.

Hi Tom, I just had my early morning coffee but it is not coffeeing.

by S-Tiana February 17, 2023