When someone must buckle down and do work before large exams, essays, or tests you would cactuse oneself. It is the imaginary act of shoving an unlubricated cactus up your ass hole.
by bsang December 12, 2010
When you have a technical problem and you ask for help from someone and they just stand there while you show the problem and miraculously, it works even though it didn't seconds ago.
by johnseelewis September 17, 2015
by dil3mma August 26, 2014
The degree to which one finds someone or something in trouble or broken. (Australian slang; verb of cactus).
by AustralianWomenPilots October 8, 2020
by Cactusing April 21, 2020
by Cumconsumer March 7, 2022
When you get a shirt that has the same cactus repeated all over the shirt. If the shirt has multiple species of cactus then the appropriate term would be cacti.
by PresteWood February 16, 2018