Cactapus

A mythical, magical creature that (though can't be described) likes doing stuff and things, but not too much or too many of them.

That douchey cactapus blogs at thecactapus.blogspot.com

by thecactapus.blogspot.com May 18, 2010

Cactipuss

A horrid affliction where a female has not reciently shaved her vaginal area, but has in the past.

I totally wanted to poke her, but when I checked it out there was like a cactus in her panties!
Dude, she totally had cactipuss.

by The Fish. October 19, 2009

cactapus

1. Often used in frustration, the term for that moment when the right word is somehow stuck in a way that it cannot be expressed and therefore results in either hilarity or embarrassment.

2. Refers to the eight-tentacled creature whose suction cups are replaced with painful needles similar to a cactus.

"Dammit! I keep having a cactapus!"
"A what?"
"Like a brainfart except with words."

"Never hug a cactapus. Their tentecles are PAINFUL!"

by lolgirl607 March 6, 2012

Cactapussy

When a girls pubic hair is as prickly as the thorns in a cactus.

Yo bro. I went down on this girl last night and she had hella Cactapussy.

by Dabbin on Em July 19, 2016

cactopus

Mythical or supposed hybid amphibious octopus with fur and a cat's head.

Horace, 1676; "I comme apon theyt Cactopus inne theyt wooden acrye, half inne-to brookye, tenntacyles waveyt."

by M. A. J. November 9, 2006

cactapuss

1) A creature that may be seen by someone who is fished. It can be described as a mixture of an octopus and a cactus/palmtree.

Matt: Dude, it's a cactapuss!
Mike: Where?
Matt: In the tree, man!
Mike: Where in the tree?
Matt: Dude....it IS the tree!

by thehunger August 30, 2007

cactopus

When a girl hasn't shaved her pubes in a short while and they end up stubby and spikey.

I picked up a girl last night and she had a cactopus. After some hot sex I looked down and I was bleeding excessively

by Jake Huang June 24, 2006