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Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc
by ..WiL May 24, 2005
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I ain't calling you a truther!

Popular line from the TV show, "Drake & Josh", where Josh calls Drake a liar.
Josh: Drake, you made that whole story up!
Drake: No?
Josh: YOU, started that fight!
Drake: You callin' me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
by uberSMACK September 12, 2014
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callington

A averagely sized town in which is full of chavs and pikeys and occasionally some gypsys around about october.
main headquarters of a calllington would be:

-PARK

-TCP

-TESCO

-KABAB
What a typical CALLINGTON lad a.k.a Top Boii

"Mate, you wanna come up Park for some shotties, then go down chippy?"..."yes meeht, shotties on!"
by Yes Mehht March 19, 2011
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Capling (Drinking Game)

Similar to the spirit of Curling, Capling is played with a beer bottle as a target and beer caps as the objects in play. Each player in a round of Capling is given the opportunity to toss 1 beer cap at the beer bottle with the closest cap to the bottle being the winner. The winner of the round is then allowed to dish out 10 drinks to any of the players, in any variation they choose (eg. losing player #1 must drink all 10). Once a player wins a round of Capling, they are then allowed to relocate the site of the beer bottle and another round begins with the past rounds winner shooting first.

Capling was invented by Jeff Dawidowitz and Mike Wickett in the beautiful city of St. Catharines, Ontario. While Jeff Dawidowitz was the inaugural Capling champion, Mike Wickett has succeeded him in every championship since. Capling has reached the height of its popularity at Silly Sundays - a popular spot to catch a full days schedule of NFL Football.
Game of Capling (Drinking Game) example: Cap #1 lands closer to the bottle than Cap #2 at the end of the round. Therefore person who threw Cap #2 must drink 10.
by Dawidowitz October 27, 2010
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cold calling cocksucker

Some poor schmuck tethered to a phone peddling shitty mechandise or services to random numbers.
Craig G. Sat in a cubicle calling random people all day trying to sell them shitty stocks which he knows nothing about. What a cold calling cocksucker!
by Frankie2times September 16, 2016
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Hot Carling Academy

It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck. It is located in England and they do not have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized. Because of this, they resort to buttfucking.
Being enrolled in Hot Carling Academy is disgusting.
by DX25 November 10, 2008
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answering a higher calling

To act in service to a higher i.e. more noble cause, a greater good. Often indicating an action undertaken at the behest of a Higher Power, such as a supreme being or deity, or some conception of justice and the morally right; motivation for personal growth and/or individual sacrifice for the greater good.
The lawyer quit her lucrative position as a private defense attorney and instead became a low paid public defender because she was answering a higher calling.
by Nacho Momma May 4, 2015
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