Cabbage

A green, oddly shaped, foul tasting vegatable.
A favourate among those who like cabbages.

That green lump there, it looks like a cabbage!

by Alex Wight January 19, 2004

Cabbage

A hot girl, often referred to as a fine or fresh piece of cabbage. A common phrase is "I'd farm that cabbage", used the same way one would use the phrase "I'd tap that". There is also "rotten cabbage" (an ugly chick), "bushy cabbage" (girl with nice boobs) and several other cabbage and farming-related metaphors.

Bobby: Do you see that nice fresh piece of cabbage over there?

Luke: Yeah, I'd farm that

Bobby: Let's go hit on her

Luke: Sure thing bro

by Kurt Neil June 11, 2011

Cabbage

Cabbage: cab-bage |ˈkabij| - Vulgar slang
Usage --> cabbage, cabbaged, cabbaging

Noun:

(1) a cultivated plant, eaten as a vegetable

(2) a certain area on the human body located specifically around the pubic bone

Adjective:

(1) A term used to describe something that is highly unpleasant to the senses

(2) A term used to describe someone who is behaving in a particularly unpleasant way

(3) A term used to describe something that is destroyed, ruined, or worse

Verb:

(1) A term used to insult, threaten, or other wise harm someone emotionally.

"Dude you're groin smells like Cabbage did you fuck that fat bitch again?"

"Gah, teddy's computer is so Cabbaged... I bet he's been watching porn every day for the past 20 years!"

"That flip was so Cabbage... he wasn't even close to landing it"

***Can also be used in phrases such as:

"I'll punch you in your Cabbage"

"Go Cabbage yourself"

"That is some messed up Cabbage"

by Alphabet_Soup June 08, 2009

Cabbage

A NCO in the United States Military whose a fucking puss-pop

“Cabbage go it’s your fucking turn”

by Glizzy223 October 01, 2020

Cabbage

A person who is fun in group settings, but when you get them on their own they are boring as fuck. Just like cabbage is fine when you eat it with other things, but on it's own has the palatability of slightly chewy balsa wood.

"what do you think of Alex?" "I don't know man he's a bit of a cabbage"

by SirCabbage June 08, 2017

Cabbage

The opposite of savage. If you are not a straight up savage you are called a piece of cabbage.

Josh is a piece of cabbage! No way he a savage.

by Kelly.carly.llama February 26, 2016

Cabbage

Drinking yourself into a vegetative state where you are unable to hold a conversation or do anything for yourself. Thus you become nothing more then a cabbage.

"Godsall, you were an absolute Cabbage last night"

"Healey, you are cabbaged"

by Grezack November 27, 2014