Awful Valley, CA

A place in the Mojave Desert of Southern California near Victorville (Latitude 34.5008 and longitude -117.1859). A rogue police department who do the bidding of the always reelected Awful Valley Town Council and the current mayor; this police department harasses one Disabled Veteran with surveillance vehicles, undercovers, paid snitches in his own family, and paid snitches as neighbors. They like to hide as "Awful Valley Police" but are really "San Bernardino County Sheriffs." One of the main sources of income are the 8-12 drones they fly at night to bust people when they don't know they are being watched. The Town keeps approving new businesses to be built that will fail; this town is littered with empty warehouses and stores, but why move into those when there is so much land to build on? These empty buildings are often filled with evangelical churches, sometimes with one new church across from another. Then, these corrupt churches snag the hopeless and helpless to do their bidding for their church, like work for free. If you value personal freedoms and a steady income, don't move here.

When I put in a missing person's report on my now deceased Wife (date of death, 9/9/20), in Awful Valley, CA, the attending Awful Valley Sheriff/San Bernardino County Sheriff said, "call us if she shows up;" yet, they did not notify me with a visit, or a phone call, instead I received a letter from the Sheriff/Coroner a week and a day later.

by featheredserpent March 31, 2025

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by FingerosoCoronado May 17, 2021

Toby Cavanaugh

The greatest boyfriend on television, one half of the famous "Spoby" from Pretty Little Liars. Not only does he have the greatest abs Rosewood has ever seen, but he never fails to be protective, romantic and incredibly patient. His love for Spencer outdoes any other couple on the show. Played by Keegan Allen.

So who's your OTP on Pretty Little Liars?
It has to be Spoby, who wouldn't want Toby Cavanaugh?

by SpobyShipper4Life August 30, 2012

Cavatellitine

The time of year when Pastafarians prepare for the winter and give thanks to The Flying Spaghetti Monster for his glorious bounty of fruits and vegetables that they have enjoyed during the spring and summer.

All hail his Almighty Noodliness at Cavatellitine. His noodly appendage has provided great bounty for us throughout the spring and summer, may her meaty bosom shelter us throughout the winter.
For he is both father the provider and the mother the protector wreathed in a delicious tomato sauce.
Ramen

by Davey McGoon October 12, 2016

bear cavalry

European brown bears harnessed and often bred for cavalry purposes. The Cossack riders of such bears are generally armed with long sabers and fully automatic assault rifles.

Bear cavalry: you're pretty much fucked.

by nin hao ma? August 28, 2007

Cavalry Nigga

Used to define nigga members of Air Cav. during the Vietnam War. Due to their low IQ they were barred from flying the Bell AH-1 Cobra or even the Bell UH-1 Iroquois(commonly referred to as Huey). However, they were often deployed as door-gunners as they were excellent marksmen having supplemented their diet in the South with hunting rabbits.

"You better not mess with me chump! I used to be a Cavalry Nigga"
"We better use explosives on this nigga, he's too good in a firefight and will cap our black asses"

by Unclecrazy October 5, 2022

Cavaliercharlie

Living proof that there is a thin line between genius and idiot.

You would have to be on Cavaliercharlie to understand sublime rants.

by Old Grunt December 5, 2013