clitionary

a book or dictionary that is primarily about sex

have you got a clitionary?

by craig March 12, 2003

cautionary pad

A cautionary pad is one that you wear when your period is basically over but you're too scared not to wear one in case bloody pussy juice gets all on you

I can't have sex today I need to wear my cautionary pad

by sjcwefcjvneaonvea May 19, 2015

cautionary tales of swords

The best thing from channel 101, go watch

Don't touch swords! -cautionary tales of swords

by TripFisk December 12, 2009

cuntional

Done in the manner of a c*nt. Not supportive of others, often misleading. Useless, or mind-buggeringly stupid.

"cuntional specification"

– a useless specification that provokes resentment, frustration and, in extreme cases, resignations.

by Dr Snooks December 16, 2004

Cautionary Anus

When you can't fart because you're afraid you're going to poop your pants. This usually occurs when you've had food from a shady restaurant or have been tight-cheeking it all day.

Frannie: How are you today, Tom?
Tom: It's been a rough day. I ate Chinese last night, and now I've got cautionary anus.

by Amazin' Eddie January 22, 2014

Cautionary tales

A cautionary tale is a story that gives you a warning or a moral lesson but do to social media and relationships it’s another form of giving people trust issues

Mike: Amy… i don’t trust Gina

Amy: why you say that?
Mike: because I saw this Tic Toker talking about this story time about him and his friends girlfriend “going” and it bothered me
Amy: Those are cautionary tales don’t take em to seriously, take caution to it, but not to the point it ruins your relationship.

by Melo2967 January 14, 2025

Clitionary

A clitionary is feminine form of a dictionary where its contents can be usually be only understood between girls.Its purpose is different from a dictionary, it acts more as a journal shared by close friends. Clitionary material can be different for each girl friendship/bond. It can consists of inside jokes, rules, memories, goals, nicknames for certain people,pictures,etc.

“Haha that was such a funny joke”- Emily
“I know, Im gonna add it in the clitionary later”- Becky

by sariri<3 October 14, 2025