cumfort

When your girl's sad, just dick her down. Cumfort her.

Aiden: Yo man, my girl's sad, what do I do?
Max: Just cumfort her man.
Aiden: Aw neat aight thanks man.

by your morbidly obese mother March 19, 2020

Cumfortable

The act of cumming and pulling up your pants simultaneously to avoid getting caught having a wank.

Lucky I got cumfortable right before my parents walked into my room.

by mike.tython May 06, 2014

cumfortable pants

A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.

I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face

by Crocodile Dandee November 07, 2010

cumfort blanket

The little blanket or cloth that you ejaculate onto so that semen dont get everywhere else.

Dont use that blanket dude. why? Its my cumfort blanket

by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010

Cumfort food

Aphrodisiac comfort food

Yo them Oyster look proper Cumfort Food

by Call elated March 06, 2018

cumfortable

Comfortable for or giving a sense of comfort when engaging in sexual activity. Applicable to a person, place or piece of furniture.

It feels so good to have sex with her — she's so cumfortable.
This bed is soft and bouncy — a very cumfortable bed indeed.
His apartment is very cozy and cumfortable.

by p3ps1m4n April 28, 2024

Cumfortable

When a lady who you are making love to is not just soft and a true pleasure to be inside she's cumfortable

She wasn't a skinny or bony screw, she was cumfortable

by dustyp August 06, 2019