The crouton

When you take a French baguette, shove it up a girls vagina until she cums and then eat it.

I didn’t only toss that bitches salad, I gave her the crouton too

by Chroncat July 12, 2018

Crouton

A crouton was a racist term which applied to Caucasian race. This term originated in the 1960's civil rights movement mostly as a slur used by the black population. The term referred to higher class white people who could afford to put crouton's in their salads as a status of their wealth. In rebellion, the black population labeled these spoiled upper-class white people as 'croutons'. The term may also refer to the status of Caucasians as the "top-of-society" even though they were merely cheap, vapid "re-baked pieces of bread". This term may be in reference to the phenomena of cheap croutons floating to the top of a delicious soup.

Fuck off you crouton go back and float in your soup!

by thehistorian567 February 28, 2010

crouton

Racist word for a French person.

quiet you fucking crouton!

by M1gueL88 September 02, 2006

Crouton

That part of a Salad that taste so good it makes you forget about how shit the salad tasted

My Salad tasted like a turtle penis until i ate the fuck out of that Crouton

by CroutonFanatic101 December 29, 2014

crouton

When you are so fucking dumb that you pretend to date people online because you are so lonely in real life.

Creator: Im dating someone online
Person: You are such a crouton!

by god_isnt_real April 04, 2017

crouton

The most desireable part of a salad

good thing my salad has a lot of croutons because a salad with a lot of croutons is superlative a salad with fewer croutons

by stevelovescroutons September 30, 2005

croutons

French for "we dry bread and cut it up into little pieces that people like to put in salad"

Nous croutons le pain tous le jours.

by NiCocaCola November 22, 2010