Crisco

Fat in the can

That girl got crisco!!!

by J.P. Wiles October 12, 2008

Crisco

Crisco is a Caucasian baby "white boy" "white man" Silver Spoon fed. They think politics is a religion, and believe that they have been neglected, a victim. Patience, if one has wronged you, the checkbook is on the way "Hush Money" Always looking for a handout or something facing in the road much like the Caucasian dope whore from ball play or Mount Vernon . They love to be wrongful accused "victim" if I'm going to get accused of it I might as well do it attitude. Unable to comprehend the destruction they have inflicted on the family's name. Mama will handle this, as they slide through the cracks never, answering for the wicked they have done! Silver Spoon Crisco baby!

Go away Crisco you're a dead expense!

by Rollinbowlwetwetwitt September 3, 2022

crisco

a fat person (cruel, also a rude term of adress, see also fatso)

Some crisco bumped into me without saying excuse me.

by Light Joker October 1, 2005

Crisco

Disgustingly obese white person.

His bumper sticker said, "No Criscos, no Skeletans".

by wombat248 December 17, 2013

crisco

Crisco Shortening remains a favorite of many, especially those into extreme anal play that does not involve the penis and therefore condoms, e.g. fisting.
Used in copious amount by the gay community.
Popular since the 80s

Mom! Bring the can of Crisco I need to grab my keys out of Greg's behind!

by Capt. B. Dick January 25, 2019

Crisco

To insert a penis into the anus without a rubber or any form of lube.

"Dude, i didnt have a rubber so i had to Crisco the bitch".

by mitchymitchymitchy September 30, 2009

crisco

A gamer substitute for the word Christ used in some games whose swear filters, for some inexplicable reason, don't allow the use of the word Christ. Often used in the compound phrase jebus crisco as a substitute for Jesus Christ.

Jebus fukkin crisco! Why the hell doesn't this swear filter allow you to say jesus ******?!?!?!?1

by RoboSpy March 29, 2004