Crime scene

When you are having sex and choking a girl to enhance her orgasm but accidently choke her too long and she suffocates. Instead of stopping you blow your load on her face leaving your DNA evidence for the police. If she does not die it's called attempted murder.

Dude I was having sex with this girl and I turned it into a crime scene. Will you post bail for me?

by Pittduq February 1, 2010

crime scene

A person's genital area. I first heard this reference while watching Dane Cook standup footage.

Shirley's got a messy crime scene.

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

crime scene

when you and your friends (like 3 or 4 of them) fuck a bitch at the same time, some are getting handy's others are fuckin her puss and ass.

We crime scened that chick in there, fucking slut.

by Bill B April 23, 2003

CRIME SCENE

A post-abortion vagina. Intermenent tell death.

I put my dick in a "crime scene".

by Rancorpig May 5, 2020

Crime Scene

A lovely place with lovely people.. butt stuff

Adrina lynn crime scene is the best

by p3acemod3 March 19, 2021

Crime-scene

a crude form of explaining ones private parts.

"Baby, come over later, and we can examine each other's Crime-scenes.... and possibly do a little crime-scene clean-up!"

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

Crime Scene Oil

What you call the blood stain at a crime scene to make it less disgusting and creepy.

"Lay down there, be the body."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."

by misspelld March 6, 2010