Clapterial

A person you would definitely smash/clap.

Sam: "Damn, Stiffler's mom is pretty hot"
Finch: "Yeah, she is some high tier clapterial"

by Thememenecromancer January 5, 2021

Old cafateria hag

An old cafateria hag is a "person" that roams around the cafateria-her swamp and gets mad at people for being there and she or it chasses people down while rideing a broom screatching get out me swamp. This hag also is a cunt who yells at a group of bad kids and threatens them to go to the office but when other groups do it she just says stop. This hag alsothinks she is the king of the lunch room.

This hag is also refered as a bitch. A bitch ass wrinkly hand hag. It keeps us crammed in a little section like sardines. It is a segragationist.

It does this because it needs to have space to roll around

Hay did you see that old cafateria hag engulf the table today at lunch.

That old cafateria hag is a fucking cunt.

by Djfjdhdhglhkgjegehfnc May 23, 2017

crapsterbation

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.

"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"

by JdeL March 17, 2005

crapatorium

A workplace lunchroom, who's food will inevitably lead to lengthy, multiple trips to the toilet.

"Are you sick? You've been in the can most of the afternoon?"
"Well, I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning, and had no option but to eat down at the crapatorium."

by Cock Johnson December 6, 2007

crapeteria

Crapeteria is a cafeteria that sucks with poor service and crappy food and probably high prices.

I'm not eating in the crapeteria until they serve actual food!

by Stevil2014 October 25, 2016

crapsterbait

The act of masturbation on the toilet while taking a crap at the same time.

I walked in on my son crapsterbaiting. I didnt know if I sould be mortified or proud

by fresh55 July 29, 2014

crappeteria

This is an appropriate abbreviation of "School Cafeteria" which encompasses the green beans in the jello, the mystery meat, and the raisin pot pies, all of which are not very palatable. You could say it's the school cafeteria, but why not use a better word, "crappeteria."

I thought of this thinking of a word that is already in use, "cinemuck" to describe the crud that collects on the floor in a theater.

"Dude, let's go out for lunch ! There's no reason to eat in the crappeteria if we don't have to."

by dw817 October 6, 2015