The latest game in the Crackdown series, set to reinvent and build sky-high off of the foundations layed by the original game.
Crackdown 3 delivers Microsoft's Azure-powered, revolutionary multiplayer destruction in typical Crackdown fashion. Players will be able to leap from skyscraper to skyscraper – tearing them down with their buddies as they do so.
Outside of its exciting new multiplayer experience, the game will also have a traditional Crackdown-styled single player mode that is four player co-op enabled, much like the previous two games.
Set to release alongside Project Scorpio this year, on Xbox One and Win10. I'll remember its release date as the day my life was completed.
Crackdown 3 delivers Microsoft's Azure-powered, revolutionary multiplayer destruction in typical Crackdown fashion. Players will be able to leap from skyscraper to skyscraper – tearing them down with their buddies as they do so.
Outside of its exciting new multiplayer experience, the game will also have a traditional Crackdown-styled single player mode that is four player co-op enabled, much like the previous two games.
Set to release alongside Project Scorpio this year, on Xbox One and Win10. I'll remember its release date as the day my life was completed.
Before E3 2014:
Dude #1: 'Where the hell is Crackdown 3 right now?'
Dude #2: 'I've not the foggiest idea, mate.'
After E3 2014:
Dude #1: 'Holy smokes, it's actually happening! Crackdown 3 is here!'
Dude #2: 'Quite so, my good man. Lad, let us pray that this technological advancement – known as Crackdown 3 – delivers on what it promises.'
Dude #1: 'Oh it will BABY!'
Dude #2: 'Amen.'
Dude #1: 'Where the hell is Crackdown 3 right now?'
Dude #2: 'I've not the foggiest idea, mate.'
After E3 2014:
Dude #1: 'Holy smokes, it's actually happening! Crackdown 3 is here!'
Dude #2: 'Quite so, my good man. Lad, let us pray that this technological advancement – known as Crackdown 3 – delivers on what it promises.'
Dude #1: 'Oh it will BABY!'
Dude #2: 'Amen.'
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Unlike the CCP’s dreaded crackdown of its domestic gaming industry, such as prohibiting minors from playing video games Monday through Thursday and limiting their play to one hour on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights, its rumored math homework crackdown is being anticipated by both students and parents.
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When you are about to "finish" and your partner crawls under a desk begging you not to shoot her in the face.
by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021
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by Kuzbuite August 27, 2008
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by marbred1212 June 28, 2009
Get the Crackron mug.A nickname for the prepaid wireless provider TracFone, as their pricing scheme is similar to the way a crack dealer peddles his wares. They get you hooked with an inexpensive phone, then you find out their airtime cards are one of the most costly (per minute) in the wireless industry. Due to their high cost of use, CrackFones are popular with infrequent cell phone users. They're also popular with kids who can't actually afford a cell phone but want their peers to believe they have an actual, working cell phone.
person 1: "Check out my tight picture phone!"
person 2: "Nice. So what's your number?"
person 1: "Uhhh, well... umm..."
person 2: "Lemme guess, you got a CrackFone and you can't afford the minutes for it."
person 2: "Nice. So what's your number?"
person 1: "Uhhh, well... umm..."
person 2: "Lemme guess, you got a CrackFone and you can't afford the minutes for it."
by GotAnMP3 December 10, 2008
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His site, www.braindawgs.com, is in development. But according to Source Mod Todd, he "contracted a terminal illness" from spending so much time developing the site and clicking "ignore" on all the friend invites he's received recently. The only way to cure this illness is for him to get "1 Million Brain Dawgs".
An interesting character. If you ever find him on Zombie Panic, get ready to hear "asshole" "bullshit" and "cut 'em up" many many times. But you'll love it.
His site, www.braindawgs.com, is in development. But according to Source Mod Todd, he "contracted a terminal illness" from spending so much time developing the site and clicking "ignore" on all the friend invites he's received recently. The only way to cure this illness is for him to get "1 Million Brain Dawgs".
An interesting character. If you ever find him on Zombie Panic, get ready to hear "asshole" "bullshit" and "cut 'em up" many many times. But you'll love it.
1. Crackbone: "I got them brain dawgs!*"
2. Crackbone: "Cut 'Em up!"
3. Crackbone: "Here's some bullets for your asshole. Take your bullshit and move your asshole. I need some stamina for my asshole!"
Trivia: I've never played Zombie Panic: Source, yet I know all about Crackbone. That makes me cool.
*Brain dawgs is pronounced "Brain Dow-gs"
2. Crackbone: "Cut 'Em up!"
3. Crackbone: "Here's some bullets for your asshole. Take your bullshit and move your asshole. I need some stamina for my asshole!"
Trivia: I've never played Zombie Panic: Source, yet I know all about Crackbone. That makes me cool.
*Brain dawgs is pronounced "Brain Dow-gs"
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