CPU 

Compact Pornaugraphy utilizer

i was using my CPU minding my own business when my parents walked in

CPU by Thomas2 April 27, 2008

cpu 

C.P.U. stands for Captured Penguins unite

teacher: what does cpu stand for?
me: i know, its captured penguins unite. gosh i'm smart.
teacher: not really but okay.
me: so i'm not right no but its creative

be creative... cpu, captured penguins unite or your friends have been caught.

cpu by t-man December 5, 2006

cpu 

Central Processing Unit. The 4th most important specification of a computer, behind: 1. Video Card, 2. Front Side Bus (connected to your CPU, but not the same)and 3. RAM (seep and size

"My goddamned celeron 2.6Ghz actually gives less performance than a PIII 800!!! WTF!"

cpu by KillaKilla December 3, 2003

CPU 

1. Central Processing Unit
2. Something a nerd would say to act smart, but obviously doesn't know what they're talking about..

Nerd 1- "First you hack into the mainframe..blah..blah...megabyte....blah....CPU..."
Nerd 2- "Oh I see.."

CPU by none December 7, 2003

CPU 

Corn Processing Unit

The CPU on Richards's Server was overloaded.

CPU by Andre December 5, 2006

cpu 

Central Programming Unit. A piece of hardware located on your pentum motherboard that is used to combat people online to steal megahurtz. It does this by finding the IP of their hard drive

"No Blaezenfury, you use the CPU to steal megahurtz."

cpu by jimmyw404 August 12, 2005

CPU 

Computing processor unit- the cpu process the code given to it.

"Bro what cpu do you have?"

CPU by ||NoisyTexas|| April 12, 2015