A naturally occuring stimulant that is one of the most popular of the hard drugs used nowadays. Highly addictive and often of questionable purity (due to it being cut w/ so many things by so many people), it is a dangerous drug. Still rather expensive dosage-wise but cheaper than it was in the 90s and much cheaper today than it was in the 80s. Usually a powder (not crack, that's another story) that comes in two forms--- Dull white granules (crappy stuff) or sparkly, off-white flakes (primo stuff).
Effects--- Alot like speed, but "cleaner" and not as long-lasting. Basically it gives a person lots of energy, makes them more alert and more sharp mentally, gives people a "euphoria" thats difficult to explain--- it's sort of a feeling of invincibility with a simultaneous feeling that all is right in the world. Some people say that it's like ecstasy but you love yourself instead of others. Cocaine also has a pleasurable numbing effect (on gums, lips, etc).
Unfortunately, the drug only lasts ~40 min at the most and the crash is very, very bad, with intense cravings, depression, and paranoia. Addiction soon after experimental use is not uncommon.
Basically--- stay away from the devil's dandruff.
Effects--- Alot like speed, but "cleaner" and not as long-lasting. Basically it gives a person lots of energy, makes them more alert and more sharp mentally, gives people a "euphoria" thats difficult to explain--- it's sort of a feeling of invincibility with a simultaneous feeling that all is right in the world. Some people say that it's like ecstasy but you love yourself instead of others. Cocaine also has a pleasurable numbing effect (on gums, lips, etc).
Unfortunately, the drug only lasts ~40 min at the most and the crash is very, very bad, with intense cravings, depression, and paranoia. Addiction soon after experimental use is not uncommon.
Basically--- stay away from the devil's dandruff.
by Buddha420 October 19, 2005

by ann1212 October 31, 2007

a drug that, when sniffed, will make you feel like president of the "USA" for 30-45 minutes, or if smoked see crack will make you feel like president of the "WORLD" for 5-10 minutes.
Example 1: After I railed a couple of lines of cocaine, the high made me feel like the president of the united states
Example 2: After I smoked a huge rock of crack, the high made me feel like the president of the whole wide fucking world.
Example 2: After I smoked a huge rock of crack, the high made me feel like the president of the whole wide fucking world.
by Bum Fardo October 3, 2007

by ejectseat February 13, 2005

Cocaine = spontaneous generation
by Bin chickens have rights too November 13, 2019

Don't do it
Dont do it
Dont do it
Its bad for you, it hurts your brain
You might become a crackhead
But if do happen to do it..............................................invite me
Dont do it
Dont do it
Its bad for you, it hurts your brain
You might become a crackhead
But if do happen to do it..............................................invite me
by peepeeissmall April 8, 2021

Cuphead: Hey Cagney, what's the tempo for Floral Fury again?
Cagney: COCAINE!!!!!!!! (Floral Fury intensifies)
Cuphead: Gah! For the love of- Turn it down, will ya Cagney?
Cagney: COCAINE!!!!!!!! (Floral Fury intensifies)
Cuphead: Gah! For the love of- Turn it down, will ya Cagney?
by XenosAntiVirus.EXE March 15, 2020
