Cots

Short for “congrats on the sex”.

A way to discretely congratulate your bro on his recent hookup.

Derz: “dude I woke up and Paul’s sister was in my bed..”
Ray: “cots bro, better hope Paul doesn’t find out”

by Kevinasneezaday November 27, 2019

cot

One's home or house. Any place where you may live or sleep.

Yo, Ima head on back to the cot.

by southern_discomfort81 September 12, 2004

Cot

Your name is Scott but again ur doing the tik tok trend called: what would my name be if I took away the first and last letter of my name?

Cot- my name is scott

by Inquisy May 27, 2021

Cotted

The process of taking a Dried Apricot and lobbing it at somebody. It only counts as "Cotting" if the person Responds with "Ow", "Wtf?" or a similar phrase.

If the apricots are not dried, the it cannot be classified as "Cotting", your just being a dick.

The Right Way

"Boy Lobs Dried Apricot"
Girl: Ow.. Wtf?
Boy: Haha! You just got Cotted!
Girl: Ahaha very funny :D

The Wrong Way

"Boy Lobs Normal Apricot"
Girl: Ow.. Wtf?
Boy: Haha! You just got Cotted!
Girl: No i didnt... only works with dried apricots...
Boy: Oh... you sure?
Girl: Positive, now STFU and GTFO, dick...

by Danny-P March 22, 2009

COT!

Come On Titty! An abbreviation used by men in certain groups on Facebook when responding to a picture of a scantily clad woman, who may have one or more of breasts barely covered.

Guy looks at picture of a woman with a revealing top on posted on the internet

He writes in the comments field...

COT!

by 47hours April 23, 2008

Cot

A fucking slang for cunt ,asshole and dickhead combined

Your a fucking cot jimmy

by Shhh don’t make a sound May 20, 2019

Cots

Derogotory term for apricots, used in agriculteral occupations, such as fruit picking and canning.

I hate cots.

Cots are not our friends.

by justinthehat July 27, 2010