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Muddy Playing Conditions

Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.
Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009
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Terms and conditions

A 60000-word document that says that you can't post 13+ content.
Most people won't trust a seedy classmate, but everyone agrees to the terms and conditions.
☑️ I agree to the Terms and Conditions!
by Mattsit January 24, 2021
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Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses

Debut full length album by American grindcore band, BRUTAL TRUTH.
Guy#1: Hey, what's your favorite Brutal Truth album?
Guy#2: Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses.
Guy#1: Me too!
by NuclearAssualtLover243 December 4, 2010
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Terms+conditions

Something nobody cares about. You’ll scroll by a huge strand of these when getting social media on your phone.
Person: my YouTube account got banned for no reason! Some idiot probably reported it.

Other person: it was probably of the terms+conditions, but I don’t blame you. Or Susan is wrecking the platform again.
by Xakez April 26, 2021
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Terms and Conditions

Hey you need to read the Terms and Conditions
by Trusted Guy August 25, 2022
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near blizzard-like conditions

Buzz word for any amount of snow.
One flake of snow fell on Concord NH today. Better stock up on the essentials, cuz it's NEAR BLIZZARD-LIKE CONDITIONS...
by Mohanchous January 11, 2008
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blizzard conditions

The act of making a womans face so white with semen it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions"
Hey check out jen. I jizzed all over her face and it looks like she went out in "blizzard conditions".
by pboudreau13 May 3, 2014
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