Computer

A tool, carefully designed to make life frustrating and difficult for people who cannot properly use it.

Anyone who says computers are "meant to save time but waste time" obviously can't use them. Of course they save time. I saved two hours writing my essay by copying and pasting bits of other essays I found on the internet.

by David G. S. November 14, 2007

Computer

What you are on now

You are on the computer now

by Charlie Mulligan March 5, 2004

computer

the thing people use to:
1. Go on MySpace or any other blog-related sites
2. download porn
3. illegally download music
4. play games
5. and use to look up the word "computer" on Urbandictionary.com

I looked up the word "computer" on Urbandictionary.com =O.

by d3r3nc3 October 23, 2006

Computer

A $1000 facebook machine

Scoot-I need the computer

by maximum628 January 28, 2010

computer

If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.

To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.

by ddt November 21, 2004

computer

you are most likely using one to view this web page

im gonna use my computer to look up porn

by castanza July 15, 2007

computer

"What you are on now."

nope, crack doesn't count.

example should include the word "computer"

by yourMOMSnamehaha October 31, 2008