Cola

Best Energy Drink Ever! Cost: $82719271919291019191.19 (just kidding, it's only $1

Cola is the best drink ever!

by NintendoNerd December 31, 2018

Cola

Undercover word for cocaine, used to make the substance sound more appealing/more acceptable in society

' Me and my boy (the anal king) love snorting lines of cola of each others bellends."
"Who's shotting cola tonight, I wanna be buzzin."

by Don Peps September 29, 2013

cola

Turkish cola:
"Cole Turka"

Cola Turka is the name dude...

by Str187 March 2, 2008

cola

noun. 1. Acronym for a Conor Oberst Look Alike.
2. Typically dark hair covering face, pale, and skinny.

Conor Oberst is an indie rock musician of the band Bright Eyes often made fun of for the number of young girls who seem to like him just for his good looks.

Julie: You're hawt. You are such a cola!
Tim: Do I look that malnourished?

by Holly Booday July 16, 2005

Cola

Cool oxygen leather apple

Me: Hey what did you get for lunch?
Friend: A cola.

by ColaDestroyer69 January 30, 2017

COLA

The government's periodic tweaking of financial-assistance amounts as determined by the current price of carbonated beverages.

Coke and Pepsi have gone up in price recently; I sure hope my monthly Food Stamps allotment has a proportional COLA increase.

by QuacksO July 25, 2018

Cola

A stupid hoe who starts drama at Markham woods and thinks she can beat people but runs from her problems and is the best of being a fake friend to everyone

Somebody: heyyy cola your cute
Cola: I know
Cola: that girl is so ugly *whispered to crystal*

by Hsbsnsnejdjdn March 25, 2019