cowland

A man with an incredible forehead

oh that man has a cowland

by .a22 February 21, 2018

colander cunt

a cunt who's always talking about food and can't stop cooking up drama

"Tracy's mom is such a colander cunt, did you hear the way she was talkin about that eggplant"

by jordy shit September 9, 2018

Copland

A Copland is a person (usually male) who performs acts of a sexual nature with vegetation, especially shrubs or trees. In many cases Coplands have been observed to form an emotional bond to a favoured plant, often talking to it or staying to cuddle after the sex act is complete.

There is increasing evidence that becoming a Copland may be linked to being ginger.

Whilst not actually illegal being a Copland is discouraged in most cultures.

'Did you hear about the guy who had to be treated for splinters in his penis'

'Yeah apparently he's a Copland'

by thinner than Seymour February 3, 2010

Copland

a word used for a person with great looks who can perform amazing sexual feats

"wow you were great last night, a real copland"

by TheHumanDickshunary May 24, 2017

collander

1 - A Martian mile adjusted for gravity
2 - A highly specialized precision instrument designed to laser engrave all the silicon chips found in Silicon Valley.
3 - To hit with force

1 - I jogged 3 collanders today
2 - The collander 2000 can also be used in personal grooming
3 - He swung the club and collandered the hell out of him

by collander February 3, 2010

Cotlands

A place where is using a Roundabout at the end of a road with a tree on it. Also, a place where you usually find a Crew, decorating the tree for Christmas

Here comes the Cotlands Crew!

by Grant 3 December 23, 2011

Colander of Silence

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.

"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"

by DK0713 July 13, 2012