Gobble my Coggle

Popularized in the 2018 novel "Death of a Guardsman", when the protagonist demands that his apprentice "gobble his coggle", meaning he wants to be deepthroated and gagged on. To have one's coggle gobbled basically involves receiving a really awesome blowjob that produces a full-body high that can't be replicated in unprotected sex. This is the best thing that can happen to a person. In fact, I'm getting my coggle gobbled right now. Ooooh yeah. OOOOOOOOOOOOH yeeeeeeeh.

*eggplant*

"Hey Duncan can I have some money to go shopping?"
"I don't know, I'll definitely need something in return Felina."
"No! NO!"
"YES! MY COGGLE WILL BE GOBBLED! GOBBLE MY COGGLE!"
"This is the fifth time to---gobblegobblegobblecogglecoggle

by YungHoratio February 18, 2019

Coggle

To prepare food that most definitely will not be good to eat; nearly inedible

Oh my God! What?! She tried to get me to eat something that she had coggle(d) up in nasty kitchen, with her cooking self. Blech!

by The original Queen Bee September 08, 2019

Coggles

Goggles for cats. Refer to doggles definition for further clarification.

My cat needs protection. Let’s put on her coggles.

by CrankyKramer April 10, 2023

Coggles

Glasses whose primary, or even sole, purpose is to snipe in Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2.

If I didn't have my coggles on I wouldn't have been able to snipe the noob on the roof.

by CallOfBooty January 31, 2010

Coggled

Horny And mad at the same time.

I'm so pissed ugh I'm coggled where my girl at

by John887 January 08, 2018