cockjobbery

Noun: the act of saying something extremely silly. Taken from the term cock job.

Also can be said as knobjockery.

Ronald IV of Uddington: "Harold, will you stop your incessant cockjobbery and listen to me"

by Nickhasl55 May 20, 2008

jockslobberfest

An evening, event, celebration, or even media coverage of a person or group of note, usually one the rest of the attendees, viewers, or even the world cannot stand.

A: Are you going to his retirement party?
B: That idiot? No way. It's gonna be such a jockslobberfest it'll be insufferable.

or

I hope the Penguins don't make it to the Stanley Cup. If they do it's going to be such a Sidney Crosby jockslobberfest it won't be fun watching.

by Prizon Mike April 17, 2010

Cockrobber

n. Medium insult, used to imply that the target tends to break into mortuaries and biology labs in order to steal severed penises to pleasure themselves with.

Go fuck yourself, cockrobber.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003

Cockslocker

Someone who use their dick tip to text

Burt you're a CockSlocker!

by Cherryblossomqueer January 17, 2018

cockswabber

A man who sticks his penis into another man's penis, commonly swabbing with the head of his erect penis. They are awarded bonus points for prolapsing their uterus.

I love watching cockswabbers on XVIDEOS.COM.

by Urmomtriplenipples May 28, 2018

Cockwobberler

A person who takes WAY more cock then they should

Oi, you are a cockwobberler

by Uselessindividualontiktok March 29, 2020

cocksloper

getting slapped by more then 1 cocks at a time

example: Robby lost that battle so hard. Hes now getting cockslopered

by HAhaFagot March 25, 2021