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Coknose originated in the early 90's at a butcher shop since we used as an insult to customers, workers and delivery drivers it has been spreading rapidly, cocknose is therefore one of the worlds best and most meaningful insult or word to express your dislike or anger towards someone
.lucas you cocknose you broke the mincer and your cocknose brother cant wash dishes for shit
.why should i pay you? you have been a cocknose all week
.the customer i just served is a cocknose
. mr brouton is a cocknose
by matt rossow May 31, 2006
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One whose nose is as big as an erect penis!
Lauren is a cocknose!
by daiseyface January 12, 2007
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What a shitty day at work, my boss was such a cocknose
by camel toe February 21, 2003
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You can use cocknose in a number of situations... Its meaning depends on the context that you use it in. You can use it for someone you dislike, or just as a way to greet someone.

It could also be a well known name for a person in a group that not many people like.
Hes such a cocknose.
Hey Cocknose.
What are you doing today cocknose?
What dya mean you have only got 12p? Cocknose!
by JeanJeMenge December 28, 2005
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Originated because sum1 has a nose so steep its a double black ski run, and looks remarkably cock shaped
Tamsin u have a cock nose
by Ben April 13, 2005
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Cocknose

A person usually female with the first name beginning and ending with an A, who has a nose with a strong resemblance to a big fat hairy COCK.
Anna you cocknose, get a nose job!!!!
by Cherice May 8, 2006
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Cocknose ~ Cock'-nose (Noun)

First spotted in Datchet, Berkshire in 1979, the Cocknose, is a species of homo clearly defined by having a penis in place of a nose.
The young Cocknose is commonly found in the familiar feeding grounds of the Fox but has been known to venture to other drinking locals in the Putney environment.

The Cocknose is quick to anger when playing sport and is renowned for its dry wit.

The mature Cocknose leaves the nest at the age 27 years and migrates to the 'big city'.
by David Bellamy September 12, 2008
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