coal

Transpiring from the word “cock” when one uses predictive text on their mobile phone whilst simultaneously being under the influence of alcohol.

Tucking in to Christmas dinner Gran mentioned she’d never had so much coal since granddad passed away.

by Tim Rascal October 5, 2007

coal

the butt of your cigarette!

"don't be putting your coals out on my floor!"

by bludstone61 April 15, 2006

Coal

What a white person calls a black person.

A car load of coal just went by.

by Letjusticebeserved August 23, 2017

coal

coal is a different way to say cool but it means more than that as you have put thinking into the word taht you say which means its better than cool.it can sound the same if you have a certain accent aswell

that was really coal

by ben hoult December 18, 2005

coal

An abbreviation of 'Choking On Air Laughing' or 'Choked On Air Laughing'. Similar to the terms, rofl or lol. It is another way to express that something someone said is hilarious. You could also say 'cool', by which you change Air to Oxygen.

Make sure your friends know what it means before using it, or you may sound a little weird.

Me: Haha, did you see 'The Date Movie'?
Friend: Yeah, I coal! That was funny as shit. :D

by Kenneth Hall April 10, 2006

coal

A group of friend's associating money for get some drugs or dopes from dealer.(also we can say coalition)

X:Yo dude I feel so bad , we gotta chill.
Y:aight!let's call "Z" and we can find a way.
Z:Let's COAL guys, I got 25 dollars so what you got?

by YungHiccup January 7, 2018

Coal

A guy who’s smirk makes you feel hot inside. He is super attractive and funny, but always finds the wrong people cute. He is very stupid but very sweet and annoying, he also has a big dick

Ugh, this guy I’m talking to is such a coal!

by It’sMikennahey November 29, 2019