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Christan

Christian is a guy
He is a guy who you would probably think is pretty weird when you first meet but as you both will start to open up he is a really nice guy to be around
He will go from being super quiet to being super loud rally quick but not in a bad way

Either really blond or black hair. Nothing in between

Wants to be taller

Just wants to fit with the group

Is shy

Either Straight or fully just Gay. Again nothing in between

Annoyed about why there only comes up local churches when ever they seacrh their name
1: Why is that guy staring at us?
2: Idk but its getting weird...
3: Maybe he just wants to talk to us?
1: Idk, maybe
2: Must be a Christan
2: Hey! Whats your name?!
Christian: Uhm, Christian
2: Told you
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Christan

the most finest man alive bro pls give me a chance plssss
Christan: i want a chance please
by carti'sbitch October 20, 2022
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Christan Mingle

your church, you know, christan mingle
by MrSpicyChops January 7, 2013
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CHRISTAN SERVER

A Christan server is something you don't wanna swear on
Mark sweared on my CHRISTAN SERVER so I fucking killed him
by SpicyBigDaddy May 11, 2018
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Christan Grant

Christan Grant is a American singer, songwriter and Record Producer. After a talent manager discovered him and signed him to Routenote, “Mine” was released as his debut single in mid-2016. Grant is soon releasing his first full-length studio album in 2017.
Christan Grant is also an Actor
by ChristanLGrant August 30, 2017
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Christan Labootoff

Similar to Booting Off or Going Off, but a play on words from the famous shoe brand Christian Louboutin.
"I'm buzzing for Saturday, it's gonna Christian Labootoff" OR "Is the bar busy, it looked like it's Christan Labootoff in there"
by M0NEM May 13, 2021
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lazy christan

The person who says they are Christan but only goes to church on Christmas
"You going to church Joe?"
"Nah I'mma just watch the live stream."
"Wow you are a lazy Christan."
by Web quest December 9, 2018
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