Chilf

Mika; child I wanna fuck?

They’re a CHILF

by FRANCES MARLENE' NGUYEN December 19, 2021

Chilf

A Chilf is a small boy or girl born to a couple out of wedlock on a boozey night - i.e. never actually knowing each other, meeting while both drunk, then 9 months later - yeah you guessed it a CHILF is born!

Oh my god look at that semi compressed weaver chilf in the road!

by Dr Bradbury May 20, 2003

Chilf

Usually means a young girl between the ages of 18-24 that dates older men (not for money) in their early-mid forties and sometimes older.

Now that Ann is 18, she's a "chilf"

by Dash_Cam October 17, 2010

chilf

Like milf but with a person that has curly hair.

Look at that boy's hair... He's totally a chilf!

by TarynT August 6, 2006

chilf

Chill the fuck out. Calm down.

You need to chilf, it's not even a big deal.

by joequeen November 6, 2015

Chilf

A child who is quite stupid, and listens to K-pop.

"Omg katie is listening to K-Pop"
"Yeah what a chilf"

by katies friend November 30, 2019

Chilf

A child who is quite stupid, and listens to K-pop.

"Omg katie is listening to K-Pop"
"Yeah what a chilf"

by katies friend November 30, 2019