Chilf

Chinchilla I'd like to fuck

That chinchilla is so cute and hott, its such a chilf

by chinchilla luver November 2, 2010

Chilf

Mika; child I wanna fuck?

They’re a CHILF

by FRANCES MARLENE' NGUYEN December 19, 2021

Chilf

A Chilf is a small boy or girl born to a couple out of wedlock on a boozey night - i.e. never actually knowing each other, meeting while both drunk, then 9 months later - yeah you guessed it a CHILF is born!

Oh my god look at that semi compressed weaver chilf in the road!

by Dr Bradbury May 20, 2003

Chilf

Usually means a young girl between the ages of 18-24 that dates older men (not for money) in their early-mid forties and sometimes older.

Now that Ann is 18, she's a "chilf"

by Dash_Cam October 17, 2010

chilf

Like milf but with a person that has curly hair.

Look at that boy's hair... He's totally a chilf!

by TarynT August 6, 2006

Chilf Off

A rather dashing and gentlemanly way of telling someone to fuck off. Once famously used by Tim Minchin in the song "Hello".

If you are offended by strong language or blasphemy, maybe you should chilf off home. Because it's only going to get worse from now on....cunt.

by pimpchizzle March 10, 2010

weaver chilf

a variety of chilf only found in yorkshire regions, also see the lesser spotted weaver chilf but not to be confused with the hamdingo procaster chilf of the australian region.

I was pissed as a fart last night and I got saturday night weavered and I got nine months before I'm gonna have my very own weaver chilf!

by Monty May 21, 2003