Noun
An unnanounced hiatus in a text conversation, which can last any amount of time. It usually occurs when one of the conversing parties leaves their computer, or turns off their phone, and the remaining party is left hanging. Often the remaining chatter will fill the text chasm with assinine remarks, mistaking the chasm for speechlessness. When the missing chatter returns, sometimes the next day, the text chasm is collapsed.
An unnanounced hiatus in a text conversation, which can last any amount of time. It usually occurs when one of the conversing parties leaves their computer, or turns off their phone, and the remaining party is left hanging. Often the remaining chatter will fill the text chasm with assinine remarks, mistaking the chasm for speechlessness. When the missing chatter returns, sometimes the next day, the text chasm is collapsed.
Chatter 1: 'Yeah they totally rocked the house last night"
Chatter 2: "For sure, what an amazing set."
Chatter 1 now leaves, creating a text chasm.
Chatter 2: "That keyboardist was smokin hot."
Chatter 2: "Did you see the guitarist fall over? What a loser."
Chatter 2: "I fucked your sister last night."
Chatter 1 returns much later, reads the last comment and is upset.
Chatter 2: "For sure, what an amazing set."
Chatter 1 now leaves, creating a text chasm.
Chatter 2: "That keyboardist was smokin hot."
Chatter 2: "Did you see the guitarist fall over? What a loser."
Chatter 2: "I fucked your sister last night."
Chatter 1 returns much later, reads the last comment and is upset.
by Hexis February 5, 2009
Get the Text Chasmmug. by Spycho August 4, 2003
Get the spasm chasmmug. a Telford term for the female genitalia that looks and feels like a moist red cave/chasm, does make you wonder who you've been sleeping with if it resembles a chasm
oh look at that ruby chasm,
i want to fill that ruby chasm
oh hey look i can see their ruby chasm from here.
i want to fill that ruby chasm
oh hey look i can see their ruby chasm from here.
by Ruby Destroyer July 12, 2012
Get the Ruby Chasmmug.
Get the orgasm chasmmug. by jizz-master November 13, 2005
Get the gasm chasmmug. by Obvy February 15, 2010
Get the Gasm-Chasmmug. The gap between the crust of a pizza and the beginning of the cheese. The exorbitant amount of sauce that is collected in between the two, serving no other purpose than to piss you off. The no man's land where the cheese ends and the crust begins, covered only by marinara.
by lotsawasabi09 July 26, 2012
Get the sauce chasmmug.