Pertaining to the anti-radar decoy employed by the military whereby aircraft deploy cluster clouds of fine metal shavings in order to simulate decoy target objects.
Usually applied to mechanical drivetrain parts, but can be used in reference to anything which has been utterly destroyed to the point that it mostly consists of shattered or shredded fragments.
Usually applied to mechanical drivetrain parts, but can be used in reference to anything which has been utterly destroyed to the point that it mostly consists of shattered or shredded fragments.
by Voyd_naught February 12, 2019

Bob: You think Super Mario Bros 2 is the best Nintendo game ever. I don't. I'm objectively superior to you.
Liam: Shut up, Bob. You fucking chaf.
Liam: Shut up, Bob. You fucking chaf.
by sirkeysemiro May 9, 2022

really OLD English expression meaning Huge. Only nowadays being used by James May from Top Gear, and that Wine American adventure programme.
by youwannaknowmyname?Tough March 11, 2011

The crumby non-nug weed. Usually looks like more then it really is. Easier to roll in blunts or joints because it is already broken up. Harder to smoke in bowls or bongs.
Does NOT mean that it is bad weed, it just looks like crumbs.
Does NOT mean that it is bad weed, it just looks like crumbs.
Smoker 1: Yo thats like an eighth, i thought you were only getting 2 grams.
Smoker 2: Na, its all chaf, no nugs.
Smoker 2: Na, its all chaf, no nugs.
by TheChronic1 October 3, 2009

What may appear to be an unfortunate mishap or series of events, but is usually the predictable consequence of laziness, incompetence or stubbornness.
by Isobel Coombes August 7, 2008

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

person 1: how was that chick u had over last night?
Person 2: Chaf as CHAF!!!
Person 1: shit that is CHAF
Person 2: Chaf as CHAF!!!
Person 1: shit that is CHAF
by i cant feel my legs!! October 15, 2011
