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Calcutta Meat Pie

In order to forget he had munged his ex, Bob joined the Peace Corp and eventually found himself giving a Calcutta Meat Pie.
by Duck Duck Gross May 26, 2009
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Stercus caput

Latin for shithead. Used when trying to insult a more intelligent person than you, hoping they do not understand what you have just called them, making them feel less intelligent.
Man1- Excuse me, do you know who you're talking to?
Man2- Stercus Caput.
Man1- (looks puzzled)
Man2- (walks off)
by JMUK July 17, 2012
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calcution

(n.) - a very complex and beautimous calculation.
(v.) - to create a beautimous solution to a problem using a complex and beautimous calculation.
The Bowl Championship Series is based on a ridiculously confusing calcution.

Oh snap, I'm in a really bad predicament, I need to calcution way out of this mess.
by leon loopus January 19, 2006
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Prince of Calcutta

Privileged stock. Commonly refers to Ben Hersey.

He is a hard working individual with connections to the famous Adelaide ‘Hersey’ clan, which includes both a second Ben & Brad. In the mid ‘naughties’ Brad fell tired of the pressure associated with the public standing of his second name. He split from the majority of the Hersey group and along with younger brother Ben began a life of VL commodores, West End Draught and ACDC.

Ben Hersey, of the privileged variety then disowned this section of the family. He has strong ties to the Prince on Calcutta and is often referred to amongst his esteemed colleagues as The Prince of Calcutta. This is not only due to his personal ties with the Prince, but also his amazingly similar physical attributes.
Wow, that guy in the Rolls Royce is such a Prince of Calcutta.

Wow that Prince of Calcutta is such a Ben Hersey.
by makavalei July 30, 2012
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carcuterie

Charcuterie that is prepared and/or eaten inside of an automobile.
They were getting a little tipsy from wine tasting all day and decided to have some carcuterie before travelling to the next vineyard.
by @banastas December 17, 2011
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Calcutta splutter

A long and haphazard trail of liquidized faeces, left by dogs with serious gastro-intestinal problems.
With wonder and awe we followed the Calcutta Splutter from avenue to alleyway.
by TheDefenestrator April 15, 2005
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Caputy 9

A person of the female sex who is repulsive to most males, but highly attractive to only one individual.
Wow guys, that transitioning guy with a mustache working the drive thru is a Caputy 9!
by WildcardJTC December 10, 2022
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