candy ass

Richard Simmons.

Hey who's that candyass sweatin' to the oldies?

by StonerSmurf November 08, 2003

Candy Ass

Candy Ass is a person who is a wimp or acts like a pussy. People who cant take jokes or people who are afraid of something stupid are Candy Asses.

" Are you afraid of the dark ?"
-"yah"
"Your such a Candy Ass"

by TPdaredevil August 03, 2009

Candy Ass

A little pussy that will never get dirty and let his ass get kicked all to hell before he will fight back.

It's just a flesh wound, so quit crying you little candy ass.

by common sense September 30, 2003

candy ass

Someone who is a prison bitch. Their ass is a source of pleasure for the other inmates.

Hey, Candy Ass, you just dropped the soap. Pick it up!!!!!

by Johnway November 08, 2003

candy ass

some one that doesnt take any risk in life.

hey jake stop being a candy ass and lets go out tonight.

by j diddle April 09, 2011

Candy Ass

Someone who does nothing but play Candy Crush Saga all day.

If I get another invite from that candy ass Jason again, I will personally go to his house and stab him with a pixie stick!

by Tujiro October 16, 2013

Candy Ass

A spineless, indecisive sissy courted by democrats with the promise of entitlements and hate crime legislation. The group of candy asses includes prancing poofters, mama's boys, pantywaists, mush wimps, guys who drive chick cars, and residents of Berkeley, California.

That William sure is a Candy Ass. He is so spineless, he wants the government to wipe his nose and be responsible for his failures.

by Tuna Wanda May 28, 2005