Calimeter

A unit of measurement equal to 4 inches. Primarily used to describe the length of ones penis.

Billy was thrilled when he reached one calimeter.

by LongTailinFront March 4, 2019

soggy calimari

When a girl excessively works out without showering for days and her vaginia looks like it might have an infection cause it's crusty and smells like fish.

Guy 1: how was that girl you took home from the gym?
Guy 2: when she took her pants off, she had that soggy calimari.

by Peacock matt October 23, 2017

Calimpheter

A dearly beloved blanket.

I cuddled with my calimpheter as I read a book.

by Maria Hunter April 21, 2020

Calimocho

It's a Spanish drink: half cola, half red wine. It's good... But in slang it can mean half sober.

I was just feeling calimocho when they all decided to leave! One more glass and I would have been drunk!

by fuckyoubuddy August 17, 2010

calimari

the cervix
from the seafood appetizer which resembles the shape and texture of a womans cervix

I ran my jimmy deep and tickled the calimari

by DJ Capp December 25, 2004

Calimagdaboraghshavora

A really nice Polish town that nobody has ever heard of because nobody knows how to pronounce the name.

Guy 1, "Me and my wife drove through this nice little town known as Calimagrabagshalgoras, its really nice ever heard of it?"

Guy 2, "No, but Ive heard of a Calimagdaboraghshavora."

by jebudiah springsteen July 6, 2008

Calimentality

The ignorant idea that life is somehow better in California than it is in any other state.

All the punks in jail, in just about any place except California have this dumbass Calimentality.

by shomesomethin July 14, 2010