P.C.T.M.

Acronym for "Pussy Clouds The Mind".

A disease where a male's judgement is severely impaired due to a woman's presence.

"Dude, Johnny has PCTM. We need to beat it out of him ASAP!"

by Tomo March 27, 2005

C.T.P

Collin Twins Posse
Count The Paintings
Capture The Possesions
Claim The Points
Canterbury Terror Posse
Call The Police

Johns revenge was undertaken by the C.T.P

by chewbacca February 6, 2005

A.S.P.C.T.S.

American Society for the Perpetration of Cruelty to Toilet Seats

A.S.P.C.T.S. examples of
Bitte Im Sitzen PinKeln
Pissy ass Bastard
piss poor aim

by Nutty irish Sicko June 20, 2009

O.T.C.P

On the clock poop. To pass a time consuming bowel movement at work, while getting paid.

Between my two breaks and my frequent O.T.C.P'S I work roughly 6 hours during an 8 hour shift.

by Charley Mooshbag December 10, 2016

C.T.P

Collin Twins Posse, An elite crew of menaces who undergo nightly rituals such as letterboxing, the conqering of maccas and upperdecking

Word on the streets is CTP is responsible for johns revenge...

by Burger February 3, 2005

C.O.D.P.T.S.D.

Those who were more highly effected by Call of Duty then the regular person. They sit in a corner for the rest of there lives glaring at there XBOX (or PS3) while they r force fed by there mother who just isnt ready to let them go

lady in grocerie store: hey irene why dont i ever see ur son around any more, did he lose his job?

irene: no but he did get C.O.D.P.T.S.D.

lady in grocerie store: CO wut???

irene:Call Of Duty Post Traumatic Syndrome. He hasnt moved since

lady:oh um ok..... so did u here about mary

by highonlife37 April 23, 2011

c.e.m.p.t.i.c.o.y.f

Come eat my pussy then I cum on your face

Hey (insert name) c.e.m.p.t.i.c.o.y.f

by En"" March 28, 2023