Claggy

Thick, sticky and gooey.

Mind the mud, it's all claggy.

by Sarzy September 17, 2003

Flaggle Claggle

That thing the Youtuber stevecash83 always says at the end of a video description. We don't know what it means, and we'll never know as stevecash83 is dead.

stevecash83: So Sylvester did this thing and yadda yadda yadda. Flaggle Claggle.
fans: what the fuck does flaggle claggle mean, you've been saying it since 2010, we should know now.
stevecash83: ...

by TechNerd22 May 31, 2021

clag pot

A vagina full of stale seamen

That promiscuous girls clag pot is full

by Gibbo84 April 25, 2008

Clagnutella

Clagnutella is smooth soft clagnut much like the spreadable treat. Clagnut is hard, crusty faecal matter in the form of pellet/balls stuck to the pubic hair of the anus. Clagnutella is much easier to remove as it isn't as viscous and superglued to the anal pubic hair as Clagnut.

Guy: Hey girl, would you like anal today?
Girl: Sorry, I've got Clagnutella
Guy: At least its not Clagnut, we can just wash it off!

by smoak June 30, 2014

clag

learned from speed tv: Clag is the bits of rubber that get thrown off the tires to the side of the road outside the racing-line.

I have walked the track after a race, and they are often small specks to marble sized, and less-frequently but noticable golf-ball sized.

by Matthew May 23, 2004

clagger

A person who is chronically late, and routinely flakes out on others.

Where the hell is that clagger; we're seriously outta here in 5 minutes, with or without him!

by Gadeanz August 14, 2010

clagnut

A small faecal / pubic encrusted pellet. May cause excessive ding-ratching and give the impression that you've scruffed your bracks.

It was a most stubborn clagnut that resulted in crayoning Brian's underpants with a distinctive earthy hew.

by Snoutman January 9, 2004