C.O

Correctional Officer. A Prison Guard. Earn around $40,000 a year.

Example:What do you call a man who failed his police test and now earns less than a mailman. A C.O

by Prison Break Addict May 18, 2007

C.O

The process of buyin a Carry Out from an off licence/ liqour store and then drinking it either on the street or in a house with no parents. A c.o is a much cheaper way of gettin drunk that buyin more expensive drinks inside the clubs or bars

Hey man whats the plan for tonite?
We'r gonna go get a c.o and drink it in the park before hitten the clubs

by Micky Wo December 5, 2009

c:o

Shortening of Company.

Donald Duck & C:O

by elvenpriest01 September 5, 2017

C.O.

Cream out

Taylor Lautner makes me C.O.

by Stink stink 2789 November 6, 2022

C O M P R E S S E D

When a girl who is short is thicc in all the right places

Damn BOI, SHE HELLA C O M P R E S S E D

by Tony sandbags January 3, 2019

C O N S U M E

A funny and/or sophisticated way to say eat. mostly used by the meme man and memers as well as intellectual people and British people when used in a intellectual way it normally isn't spaced out and in full caps.

Memer: Father I must C O N S U M E something for I am starvation

Smart Dad: Son I know we do not have any consumables to consume at the current time period.

by The funny guy at school September 22, 2020

C.O.W. Team

Can of Whup-ass Team:

A Super Bad-ass Team that is called upon when extreme situations arise. Usually reserved for Prison riots and civil unrest. When all else fails the police and military call on this elite team of super bad-asses to come and settle the score. The only equipment this team uses is 8, 12, 16, 24.oz of cans and sometimes 55 gallon drums of whup-ass. Once they're given the go-ahead to move in and take care of business , there's no going back. All pent up rage and anger has to be satisfied. Depending on the ounces used, .oz is multiplied by 3.14 equaling the time duration of Ass whupping. This could go on for hours, days, weeks or months maybe even Years.

It's getting out of control, call in the C.O.W. Team!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015