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Cuntwolf

A cuntwolf is a man, not a woman. There are two definitions which often stand above others.

A cuntwolf is a man who eats dog food and hijacks city buses, only to stop in the center of a small town, leave the bus with its passengers, and hitch-hikes back home.

A cuntwolf may also be a predator of the female plumbing, both figuratively and literally.
"I met this fella the other day. He was a real cuntwolf."

"Which kind?"

"He left us in some town called Pig's Knuckle Arkansas... so the kind that eats dog food."
by Pallaroo May 23, 2010
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cuntabilia

Collectible items and antiquities related to the evolution of Feminism.
"Irene is really into cuntabilia now."

"My sister's cuntabilia collection is truly amazing."

"The cuntabilia craze is really heating up this year."
by babysue.com August 6, 2007
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Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party
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Cuntradiction

A cuntradiction is when someone says that it couldn't care less about something but their actions display the complete opposite.
If you don't care about cb radio why did you just spend nearly $500 on a new antenna. Isn't that a complete cuntradiction?
Isn't it a complete cuntradiction that you talk about channel 3 and the people on it every day, but say that you don't care about it?
If you say you never go to channel 3 but are heard on there regularly, isn't that a complete cuntradiction?
by Kung Of The Duckheads September 14, 2019
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Cuntyology

Is the study of the behavioural patterns and reproductive methods of theUncle Cunty. Mini Uncle Cunties have begun to spread throughout society and there is a need to find a biological method of culling before they become a scourge similar to that of the Cane Toad.
What are you doing at university? I am doing a Bachelor of Science, majoring in Cuntyology.
If I do well in my Cuntyology course I may be able to rid the world of Uncle Cunties
by Kung Of The Duckheads April 24, 2020
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Cuntifact

A cuntifact is a lie, told with such detail so as to try and convince the teller that it is the truth.
Where did you hear that? It sounds like a cuntifact.

If you heard it from a Queentard, it then it must be a cuntifact.
by Kung Of The Duckheads December 28, 2019
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Cuntnesia

Cuntnesia is the act of forgetting the cunt like actions you have performed in the past. People suffering from cuntnesia actually believe that they have never done anything wrong in the past and that those who remember their bad behaviour are the ones with problems. Cuntnesia, if left untreated, can lead to the formation of cult like groups that gather near water, hide under bridges, and consume freezer burnt sausages.
Do you think they remember when they were acting like cunts? No, they all have cuntnesia.
by Kung Of The Duckheads May 8, 2020
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