A word meaning "can't", but with a Hoffstromic accent to emphasize the impossibility of your suggestion.
Why don't you use the Kp to calculate the molar volume? You...you just cain't, child. You just cain't.
by professor elemental May 26, 2011
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Get the caint mug."Cain't" is not the same as "can't." "Can't" as you know is a contraction for "cannot." Adding the "i" means that whatever cannot be done is WANTING to be done but is impossible to do so. It "ain't possible." and this is usually due to the circumstances surrounding it.
"Now, Milton. I just cain't get up in that water tower without the ladder."
"You're saying you don't know who took it, then ?"
"Exactly."
"You're saying you don't know who took it, then ?"
"Exactly."
by dw8177 February 22, 2021
Get the cain't mug.Derived from "McCain" and "Retard". A name given to anyone who's ferverent support for Senator John McCain clouds their judgement in monumental ways.
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Digger: fucking caintard.
Digger: fucking caintard.
by Anonymous424 October 20, 2008
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"I have caint days to retain my virginity--when that last day comes and I'm still loose as a coffee can, say goodbye to the dreamboat with the nice ass."
"I have caint days to retain my virginity--when that last day comes and I'm still loose as a coffee can, say goodbye to the dreamboat with the nice ass."
by ellie evergreen November 10, 2008
Get the caint mug.Hybrid of "ain't" and "can't"Unable to can. Commonly used by rednecks who are adapted to the style of "Ain't".
by whynopotato September 28, 2020
Get the cain't mug.The way that some Americans from small rural towns say the word can't. In this translation it loses the apostraphe out of spite for the English language all together. This is possibly caused by some form of injury to the head in birth or early childhood. Often caused by the parent on purpose to feel some sort of retribution for the child being born.
I caint do anything right.
I caint find the hole (most likely pronounced hoe,because of the rural town birth/childhood defect).
I caint find the hole (most likely pronounced hoe,because of the rural town birth/childhood defect).
by Weapon X January 23, 2004
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