Captain Birdseye

A lesbian boss at work.

"Look out here comes Captain Birdseye!"

"Why do you call her Captain Birdseye?"

"Coz she's got fish fingers".

by poosnackadoo June 18, 2013

Captain Birdseye

A paedophile hu has a cousin captain Japeye

by MeAd November 3, 2003

Captain Birdseye

Captain Paedophile Birdseye

Come Here Children

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Birdseye Boobage

When sitting in a high place looking down on girls + seeing right down their tops

Person 1 sitting on the window sil in the 6th Form Block watching girl walking up the steps below:

person 1: "Check out the boobage on that"
person 2: "Thats Birdseye Boobage for you"

by Kinkish Pink October 1, 2005

Captain Birdseye`s Cock

Descriptive word for something very salty

Fuck me don`t eat any more of Mum`s stew, its as salty as Captain Birdseye`s cock

by kendohmassif January 6, 2006

Adam Birdseye

She'd get it, but she wouldn't want it!

Said when observing hot girls -
"Oh she's fit... yeah, she's an Adam Birdseye"

by birdseyesbiggestfan March 20, 2009

birdseye

means you are chatting waffle. you are chatting birdseye is another way of saying bullshit

I got a million pounds in my pocket, birdseye

by cozzaweknowthat February 10, 2008