Buttamuffin

to press on the nose or tail of a snowboard while shredding next to gapers, sometimes called butters, nose slapy, tail slapy

180 nose butter to front boardslide to 270 out. "sick Buttamuffin"

by Gnarkill420 January 25, 2009

Butthuffer

One who likes to sniff other's anuses.

Person 1:"Get a life!"
Person 2:"Shut up you butthuffer."

by WTFWJD March 24, 2009

Buttbuffer

One who excretes semen onto another's butt in order to use it as polish for a prolonged buffing session. esp. with homosexual intent. Often used as an insult.

Guy #1: "I heard that Bryan and Sammy had anal sex with each other"
Guy #2: "Yeah, Connor got it on tape, they're buttbuffers from way back."
Guy #1: "Totally, they're queerer than a deer egg."

by titbanger007 July 25, 2011

buttmuffins

Cakes that appear on your butt.

Oi, that girl has buttmuffins, she has cakes on her ass

by jd_haze February 15, 2009

buttmuffin

It's when you have a little but of poop sticking out of your anus and you can't quite get the whole turd out so you have to pinch it off and then it looks like a ball type thing or a puff pastry, or rather a muffin.

I tried to take a shit yesterday and I couldn't get the turd out, there was a little inside of my anus for like five min; man that buttmuffin was a tough one!

by ButtMuffin July 5, 2006

buttmuffin

An assloaf.

I dropped a couple of buttmuffins in the toilet just now.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

buttmuffin

A steaming fresh poop, big and smelly.

I'm baking a hot, fresh buttmuffin for you as we speak

by NogginFresh November 29, 2010