buttloaf

1) To create loaf from a trio of buttocks
2) An indignant exclamation
3) Occasionally used in place of "poop"

"Dude, you guys totally got buttloafed! Righteous."
"Oh, BUTTLOAF!!!"
"Dude, that was one massive buttloaf."

by Colin Spear November 18, 2005

Metric Buttload

A very large quantity in an unusual number or configuration (otherwise it would be an ordinary/English buttload). Compare: metric shitload and metric fuckton, which both designate a very large, but expected, quantity.

She carried a metric buttload of coffees out of Starbucks.

by DTM :<| January 16, 2005

buntloaf

a fat womans thighs. cellulite covered thighs.

dude check that bitches buntloafs!

by buntloafbitch March 25, 2009

buttloaf

n1; An insult used towards generally stupid, mean, or rude people.

n2; A type of meat; A loaf of butt.

We're having buttloaf for dinner tonight.
Not to sound like a buttloaf, but that dress makes you look fat.

by ninjahedgehog November 22, 2011

buttload

More than one person can carry in two hands. Actually has 2 different sources of meaning. 1. From the large size of some women's rear-ends. If you put one hand on each asscheek, it's still too much to handle. 2. The suprsingly large amount of something that a doctor or customs agent is able to find hidden in someone's rectum.

Your mamma was so thankful to me that she gave me a whole buttload of your CD's.

by Word Walock January 11, 2004

Buttload

A buttload is 4.3 pounds. Usually describing how much ketchup you need at fast food places.

Person 1:How much ketchup do we need?
Person 2: A buttload
Person 1: That's 4.3 pounds, are you serious??
Person 2: Yes, everyone needs a buttload of ketchup.
Person 1: Oh you! Always on top of things.

by LarkSprite October 14, 2009

metric buttload

The metric equivalent of a shit ton.

Dude, there was a shit ton of people at the party last night.

Well, I was gonna say a metric buttload. I guess we're both right.

by djsyndo October 11, 2010