jam buttie

when a girl is having or on a period.

What you done this weekend?

Been with jack,

Did you do out?

Nah, I was on my jam buttie.

by UnknownSoldier102 August 15, 2008

hammie buttie

slang term for lesbian lovers.

Karen and Brandi are Hammie Butties.

by anonymous source March 6, 2005

tin lally buttie

A sandwich made with condensed milk which tastes better than a jam sandwich
jam butty

Tin lally buttie's will rot your teeth but taste so good

by Wawa Walton March 5, 2008

Bacon Buttie

When a policeman (pigs) perform anal sex on a male or female.

I was on my way home last night and traded my speeding ticket in or a bacon buttie

by Lardarse October 23, 2012

peanut butter spoon

when there's a competition amongst donut operator followers and you win second place to loser on a cruiser.

Donut: you ever looked up peanut butter spoon on Urban dictionary?
everyone rn: no but im gonna do that
donut: i dont know if its a thing but it is now

by Jimbean69 September 19, 2020

bouncing betties

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)

Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.

by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Amish Moon Butter

When you piss into someone’s asshole and put your dick in and twist around.

Bro, I just tried Amish Moon Butter with my girl last night! That shit was crazy!

by Certified Idiot May 10, 2023