Buttermoon

For those who go on a holiday/vacation before their wedding to celebrate their engagement or just because they can!

Butter is spread on a crumpet before honey. Therefore it is a Buttermoon, not a Honeymoon!

"Steve and Sarah went on their Buttermoon in the Greek Islands for two weeks before their big day."

Newly engaged lady - "Let's go to Bali and relax before the wedding"
Fiance - "Yeah, let's go on our Buttermoon."

by kylid May 20, 2014

Butterhorn Squirrel

When you cover your sexual partner in butter and then blow into their anus like a French horn while they emit a high-pitch mating call similar to a squirrel to signal arousal in the nearby animals.

I was at a furry convention and gave this chick the ol' butterhorn squirrel and next I knew they were swarming my windows and doors looking for a piece of the action.

by AITMA Ballz April 22, 2022

butterzone

When a computer goes faster and faster until it's thought processes become a loop and in the infinite moment before it crashes it becomes self aware, that, my friend, is the butterzone. When Keanu comes back to life in the first Matrix movie, and everything slows down and the bullets stop, that is the butterzone.

"I was programming squabbles all night wehn I entered the butterzone!!!!!111oneoneone"

by Teh Aphex Beatz July 4, 2005

Buttertoe

A girl that is otherwise sexy and hot...If only it weren't for her sickening elongated, fungus-infected, missing, hangnailed, or crusty toe.

"Dude man...Check that girl out!"
*pans from face and down*
"Nice eyes(check!)...nice boobs(yup!)...nice body(double check!)...nice LEGS(Oh yea)...Nice-oh Sh*T! Ehat the HELL!"
Buttertoe! *barf*

by ButterASS August 24, 2008

butterbowl

A vagina, especially in reference to digital insertion.

Billy got Detention for sticking his finger in the teacher's butterbowl.

by Kirk White August 22, 2006

maisie betterton

The name of the most beautiful and funniest girl you’ve ever seen and she gets all the lads sliding in them dms. CAN I GET AN AMEN 🙏

Person1: wow she’s fit
Person2: she’s such a maisie betterton

by Maisiebett February 1, 2018

Butterhorn Swirl

When a man shoves a woman's face in a toilet while giving her anal sex from behind. He then proceeds to flush the toilet simultaneously as he drops a load in her asscrack.

I gave a co-worker a butterhorn swirl during our lunch break. It was sweet....and warm. I didn't forget to put the lid back down.

by Bloodwood Axeman October 25, 2008