peanut butter muffin

ask your dog…

why’s your dog so happy in the mornings?

because he eats my peanut butter muffin

by LeftNutGroping69 October 30, 2023

buttmuffins

Cakes that appear on your butt.

Oi, that girl has buttmuffins, she has cakes on her ass

by jd_haze February 15, 2009

buttmuffin

It's when you have a little but of poop sticking out of your anus and you can't quite get the whole turd out so you have to pinch it off and then it looks like a ball type thing or a puff pastry, or rather a muffin.

I tried to take a shit yesterday and I couldn't get the turd out, there was a little inside of my anus for like five min; man that buttmuffin was a tough one!

by ButtMuffin July 5, 2006

butterurmuffins

to have his cum over your vagina

Hey Liz, Angelo wants to butterurmuffins.

by Sexi Chick November 21, 2005

buttmuffin

An assloaf.

I dropped a couple of buttmuffins in the toilet just now.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

buttmuffin

A steaming fresh poop, big and smelly.

I'm baking a hot, fresh buttmuffin for you as we speak

by NogginFresh November 29, 2010

Bungermuffin

1. the area of skin between the vagina and anus
2. the female dogus or gooch or taint

Hey Jeff, quit being such a fucking bungermuffin.
That bitch is so fat, I bet her bungermuffin is two feet wide.

by P-dogg August 18, 2006